Shlonginator

In reference to Terminator's Shlong.

LOOK AT THAT SHLONGINATOR!

by Toasty Fukin Loafer! BITCH..:) May 18, 2011

sponging

Wanting to have sex with someone's brain (sponge matter) when they display incredible and epic intellect.

Dude, Rachel Maddow's joke last night made me want to pop her brain out of her head and sponge it.

That professor's superior use of French and German makes me wanna sponge him all over the classroom.

Sponging is how nerds get constant action.

by Gary and Loraine August 17, 2009

Shogging

Sharing the shower with another and they are hogging all the space or warm water.

Stop shogging, I need to rinse my face to get the soap out of my eyes!

The other day my wife shogged me and I ended up late for work with conditioner still in my hair.

by MercyB March 1, 2009

sponging it

its when someone is sitting on a seat, farts but it is absorbed in to the sponge so when the next person sits on the seat that person gets the smell from the fart

jack: dude i was totally sponging it on the chair, i cant wait till jerry sits down
*silence*
jerry: ewwww! JACK!

by horny-dandilion June 16, 2007

Straight spongin

A female state of arousal

When she sees that dick she be straight spongin

by Bricked up May 21, 2022

Sponging

To transform the human body into a sponge that has one purpose: to soak up alcohol, most commonly cheap beer.

Yesterday, after a session of hardcore sponging at the frat, I blacked out and committed a Scarsdale Surprise.

by Improvize June 20, 2011

Sponging

When a girls pussy is wet and has an abundant amount of pubic hair. The act of "sponging" happens when the girl sits on top of a persons face thrusting her hips back and forth, basically scrubbing her partners face.

Sponge;Sponged;Sponging

"Hey Beth I was "sponging" my boyfriend last night, and accidentally made his face raw."

by ReD JaK April 24, 2010