shinesty

The incomparable reign of a pure introvert

Willard's shinesty was the stuff of legend. He managed to lead his people with the simple clearing of his throat. His closest contacts always knew to never bother him with superfluous gatherings. Everything Willard did had a point to it, which was the only way to get him to speak.

by gamalam December 29, 2021

Shinesty

A website that keeps an awesome shirtless suit jacket called The RumRipper, but doesn't actually have any to sell. Leading to terrible disappointment once a week when I check.

My wife keeps suggesting I may get the butt one day, but she keeps pulling a shinesty on me.

by Jacketless guy December 28, 2021

Shonessy

a usually shy girl; very beautiful and smart. often times, girls get jealous of her

Shonessy is the epitomy of beauty

by cali.dance.machine April 26, 2011

Shinesty

A company who provides some fun, with just a bit of nasty thrown in, described in humorous language.

Shinesty sells fun underwear!

by anonymous December 28, 2021

shinesty

Most comforatable underwear that make your junk look great, like really great. Like so great your girl will want matching underwear too. But your junk will stilllook the best.

My girl says uhhh when I wear my shinesty.

by BigShinesty December 29, 2021

Shinesty

It’s like when you pay $5 to get into an unknown venue, and the cashier double high fives you and tells you “go suck today’s dick.” It makes your day.

I’m having the Shinesty day ever.

by lilakay December 28, 2021

Shinesty

The sparkle in your eyes one gets when their balls are fully supported.

“Did you see Stan? He’s totally feeling shinesty today. You can see it in his eyes”.

“Yea, he’s totally Scrotes-ma-goats.”

by Tick Tock December 28, 2021