shitjack

a toilet usually in prison or jail

move dude i gotta get to the shitjack before i shit on myself

by james37601 January 2, 2009

shitpack

A group, gaggle, pack, flock, or herd of shitwinks. Most commonly seen and/or heard at night in ramschackle student "ghettos."

"Look at that shitpack! There must be a dozen of the little cockweasels!"

"Ah, yes. Let's plow through them with my Volvo, shall we?"

by Big Butter and Eggs Man (From Waaaay Out in da West) December 22, 2005

shitnack

A shit nack occurs when someone puckers up their stank hole and just toops toops toops scedoops on your face until you have a brown dot on your nose that you can use as target practice.

Esther: "Ooh I'm gonna shoot that nigga in the shitnack"

by bountyhunterD March 29, 2015

shitwank

Defecating in your hands before masturbating furiously.

Dude, i totally shitwanked over you the other night

by Hitokiri Neo December 22, 2008

shitwhacked

the result of participating in a night of total twistedness, hard moves, etc.

Shit homie I was doin some hard biz last night and as a result got totally shitwhacked

by Swade September 28, 2006

shitwank

A common insult with the same meaning as twat dickhead wanker etc.

Your such a shitwank!

by Wazzlefazzle177 March 8, 2008

Shitwank waffle

It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.

Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.

by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010