Shittin' Kittens

To be surprised or appalled.

When Tony said he won fifty bucks, I was nearly shittin' kittens!

by VixenGypsy September 18, 2004

Shitrapnel

The feces that sticks well above the water line of a standard toilet. Most likely occurs after a drinking a large cup of coffee or when you have the stomach flu.

Fuck, I had to flush three times and use the toilet brush in order to get all the shitrapnel down the drain. I am never going to starbucks again!

by T-trains-nutz December 20, 2008

Shittin' Quivers

-the act of shaking un-controlably while pooping due to burning and other pain

oh man i ate that burrito and cought a case of the Shittin' Quivers

by j2richman1 November 26, 2010

shitstain

A shitstain is a person who is so useless that they are less valuable than the stain left in your underwear when you fail to wipe well after taking a shit.

Codi is nothing more than a shitstain on society's boxers.

by ambador2 November 19, 2016

Shittin' Britches

The lower extremity clothing that receives a full load of feces, as circumstances require.

Things are getting out of control; people have taken to the streets, burning buildings, looting and attacking the helpless.
Yeah, seems so. I hope you're wearing yer Shittin' Britches. Here we go...

by YAWA March 22, 2021

shitbrain

annoying person/thing/animal in an affectionate way.

odi the dog and roger the bunny are shitbrains. Rob is a shitbrain, I am a shitbrain.

by Natalee August 11, 2006

shitprints

The paw marks that your beloved feline pet leaves after she has had a dump in the litter box and trod in her somewhat damp turd. When she exits the box to come and say hello and be told what a good girl she is there is a shitty trail of paw prints on your floor

Hey Mick, Freddi just had a dump and left shitprints on the floor again. I suppose it's my turn to clean up again...

by Almeria August 21, 2009