shitbum

a person who lacks the very basic skills of hygiene and posesses a propensity towards laziness and sloth. They tend to have an untidy appearance and have trouble maintaining gainful employment.

Myra had no other option than to divorce Chuck, because he was such a shitbum.

by dennis November 19, 2002

Shitsuation

Any adverse event that happens involving poop.

Jane was trying to unclog the toilet with the plunger and a splash of poopy water splattered on her face and she exclaimed," we have got a shitsuation on our hands".

by Shitsuation February 16, 2020

shitcumstances

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.

1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.

by Snowday February 4, 2009

shitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

The noise made when someones drives round a corner too fast

(loud tyre screech) aaah shitfuckshitfuckshitfuck!

by Will_Smith November 15, 2004

shitsux

Wordslur for "that shit sucks." The definitive and incontrovertible ruling that something, usually pop-culture related, utterly lacks worth. Often to be heard from the mouths of fanboys.

Stan: Oh hey, I just got a new model airplane, wanna put it together?
Dan: shitsux, the glue is all messy and it takes too long
Stan: :(

Mary: Honey, I've been thinking about getting an Xbox.
Harry: lol noob, shitsux
Mary: I want a divorce!

by T. Andrews April 17, 2007

Shitgun

Called immediately after someone calls "shotgun". Rather than getting the front passenger seat right away, you get it on the way home instead.

"Alright guys, let's get in the car."

"Shotgun!"

"Oh man... Uuhhh... 'Shitgun!'"

"Ok you get the front seat on the way there and you get it on the way back."

by Chase Cheffe May 26, 2009

shitbutt

shitbutt is this cat that had turds all stuck to its ass. we were hanging out at my friends apartment when all of a sudden we noticed that shitbutt had infiltrated the perimeter. we have no idea how shitbutt got in the house but it was walking around with poops attached to its ass. we finally booted it out.

the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, shitbutt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his shitass all over.

who let shitbutt in the house!

gross, get that shitbutt away from me.

dude, is shitbutt your cat?

by hoboman September 12, 2003