Luanne was just coming through the front door, and she shouted at me that I was a shitkicker, and she was right as I was in fact transporting a turd across the living room with my foot.
by Zhirgenhoff November 28, 2007
The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.
If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.
by devastated in n.c. July 6, 2005
A U-Turn
by DaDaggerMans July 6, 2018
A wild or raucous gathering, often involving consumption of copious amounts of alcohol and recreational drug use.
"Dude, did you go to that frat party last night?"
"Yeah man, I drank an entire 30 rack and did heroin. It was a fucking shitkicker."
"Yeah man, I drank an entire 30 rack and did heroin. It was a fucking shitkicker."
by tunahours October 12, 2022
oh i totally just Asshole Shitkicked john yesterday, it was fucking gross
I Asshole Shitkicked the fire mage and it was super effective
I Asshole Shitkicked the fire mage and it was super effective
by i love to asshole shitkick September 11, 2011
by Astroisangry November 9, 2020
An individual lacking in originality, wit and general humour. Usually a bottom feeder who finds amusement at the cost of others. An all round non-contributer to life.
Shut up, shitkick.
by rach230390 March 17, 2011