Shitkicker

One who tends to kick shit.

Luanne was just coming through the front door, and she shouted at me that I was a shitkicker, and she was right as I was in fact transporting a turd across the living room with my foot.

by Zhirgenhoff December 27, 2007

shitkicked

The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.

If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.

by devastated in n.c. July 20, 2005

Shitkicker

A U-Turn

Rob - Fuck we went the wrong way, we better make a shitkicker
Jon - you damn right

by DaDaggerMans July 6, 2018

Shitkicker

A wild or raucous gathering, often involving consumption of copious amounts of alcohol and recreational drug use.

"Dude, did you go to that frat party last night?"

"Yeah man, I drank an entire 30 rack and did heroin. It was a fucking shitkicker."

by tunahours October 12, 2022

Asshole Shitkick

kicking one directly in the asshole stunning the asshole loosening it and shit is released

oh i totally just Asshole Shitkicked john yesterday, it was fucking gross

I Asshole Shitkicked the fire mage and it was super effective

by i love to asshole shitkick September 11, 2011

shitkicker dog

tiny dogs that just bark and bark and smell and do nothing else

god i hate her dog
is it a shitkicker dog
yeah it is

by Astroisangry November 8, 2020

shitkick

An individual lacking in originality, wit and general humour. Usually a bottom feeder who finds amusement at the cost of others. An all round non-contributer to life.

Shut up, shitkick.

by rach230390 April 2, 2011