Shiterature

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.

Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.

by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009

Shiterature

Material read while taking a shit.

God, Azi just took The Times into the toilet. Good Shiterature!

by Clifton Reed November 13, 2010

shitature

Good literature to read while taking a shit.

Let's put some good shitature in our bathroom, so we can read while taking a shit.

by Shawis2funforGG February 23, 2011

shitlature

Any reading material (i.e. books, comics, magazines, etc.) that one takes into the bathroom to read during a bowel movement. No matter the condition of the reading material, once it has been taken to the bathroom, it becomes shitlature.

Steve: Hey man, don't you have a copy of the Collected Works of Edgar Allan Poe?

Dave: Yeah. You can borrow it if you want. It's in the bathroom in the magazine rack.

Steve: Hell no man! I don't want your shitlature!

by Bathroom Reader November 15, 2012

Pull a Signature

-On Airline Manager 4, being a player who boasts about being rich and better than other players, to only realize you can't beat them then all of a sudden say you're bored with the game and quit.

-Being a douche-bag
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Ballistic Missile is slowing down, I bet he's going to Pull a Signature and quit like a cry baby.

by rafikki123 August 23, 2020

signature rhyme

A rapper's most used line in various rap songs. Good rappers will find a way to squeeze their signature rhyme into multiple songs.

Duder 1: "How about this? 'I see your girl, she lookin my way. Later tonight I'll ride her like a sleigh'".

Duder 2: "Ha ha. Dude you used 'ride her like a sleigh' in three songs already. It's gonna be your signature rhyme."

Duder 1: "Protect ya neck!"

by westfalia January 8, 2010

signature

After flushing down a #2, the culprit leaves behind only a piece of poo stained toilet paper.

I walked into Bonnie's bathroom and saw that someone left their signature in her toilet, gross!

by smiley9 June 14, 2011