shitfacetime

To use the iPhone 4's Facetime video calling feature whilst shitfaced.

I was out of town on a business trip, I got hammered one night and decided to shitfacetime my girlfriend and see if she would show me her tits.

by weyus August 5, 2010

shitfaced

1. Totally drunk; spifflicated
2. Nasty, as in angry

1. Maude was shitfaced most of the time.
2. Well, ya don't have to get shitfaced about it.

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead

Someone who seriously pisses you off.

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?

by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

shitface mcgee

someone who is constantly known to be shitfaced

dude?! that kid? he's the fucking shitface mcgee if i've ever seen one.

by morethanacunt August 8, 2008

getting shitfaced

Getting drunk as fuck and likely making a fool of yourself

Bill : "You see Steve? He's getting shitfaced tonight, just punched that waitress in the tits."

by Smd2003 November 2, 2013

shitarette

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.

"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.

by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009

shitface beer

any cheap alcoholic beverage that is cheap, found at your local 7-11, and is produced and consumed soley to get you shitfaced drunk ex colt 45, hurricane, golden thunder, olde english 800, King Cobra, etc . it is usually purchased by gangstas, truckdrivers, kids who wanna get drunk fo cheap, and straight up drunks who are too poor to buy anything else. It is also usually drank from a paper bag to avoid detection.

That bum just bought some shitface beer so he can get shitfaced and forget the predicament that he is in.

by vladimir23456 July 18, 2008