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shiterature

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.
Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.
by pspczar February 16, 2006
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Shiternet

Internet that is slow as trying to shit when you're constipated.
Damn my shiternet is slower than my data.
by DatBoi2008 December 9, 2016
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Shaky Shivers

The Shaky Shivers is a condition that occurs when one has smoked generous amounts of really good marijuana. This is amplified when the person was not expecting the weed to trip them out. This can be described as uncontrollable jerks and spastic movements of arms, legs, and facial extremities.
"Rhonda is so high she got the shaky shivers."
by yoshimisrobot December 9, 2008
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shitery

A series of events that are in bad in nature.
Let me set the stage for the shitery that is about to happen.
by eFn BaTMaN July 21, 2016
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Shiteroon

Can be pronounced as shite-eroon or shit-eroon. Like a macaroon but full of shit. So if your friends are screwing you over, you could say they're feeding you shiteroons, or a shiteroon.
Dude: Man that person is really screwing you over.
Bro: I know she's been feeding me shiteroons. Sooner or later I'm gonna have to stop eating them.
by DogWho16 June 27, 2016
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Shiter

Scottish slang.

1. Your arsehole.

2. That which is shite.
1. Andy likes a finger in the shiter while his burd sucks him off.

2. 'Awright, mate, dae ye like ma new motor?'

'Nah, mate. It's a pure shiter.'
by Cabal December 6, 2017
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Shitest

Shitest or Shitty = the worst around

Commonly confused with the meaning of "The Shit". The important part of this is without "THE" an entirely different meaning applies.

For example:

1. That concert was shit! = Horrible concert
2. Dude, that concert was the shit! = Great concert

If you apply THE before shitest/shitty you are NOT changing the meaning like shown above. You are simply emphasizing how shitty (horrible) whatever you are referring to.
Example:
1. Wow, your boyfriend forgot about your anniversary? That's shitty. = that's fucked up, break up with him.

2. Bro, you live on the shitest side of town. = Your parents should've picked a better place to raise you.
by Cupids arrow July 24, 2017
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