micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.

zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010

Shit Just Got Real

When smoking any substance, this is the moment you know you are not of sober mind any more.

On Natasha's third hit, she stopped what she was doing and announced, "Shit just got real."

by lapetite89 February 5, 2010

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me

A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.

After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.

by Cobo December 1, 2007

you aint got shit on my bling

A phrase used by white trash females usually with two-tone hair(skunks)who think they are "all that", but are acually pathetic import driving losers. It is ironically used to show their dominance of other females when in fact they couldn't dominate a dog turd in either looks or intelligence.

As she passed Audrey, Colene remarked: "you aint got shit on my bling"

by The big BK January 11, 2009

King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me

Most people think this phrase originated from the movie training day. However it really originated from Dave Chappelle: True Hollywood stories- Rick James

"I'm Rick James bitch! Everybody! King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me

by Oaju July 11, 2010

got shit on

you got shit on is reffering to when your smoken pot and your bolw is empty the ressen flys into your mouth

dude you were greedy on that pipe now you "got shit on"!

by husvar April 11, 2007

He got that shit on tho

When somebody has drip

J: Ay look at this man’s drip!
B: Naah he got that shit on tho

by jacobwrx October 26, 2022