Shish kebab

Another way of telling someone to shut up or shush.

David: "So, did you score? Did she kiss you? Did you get her number? What did she smell like? Are you gonna go out with her again? Do you think this is true love?"

Jonathan: "David.. SHISH KEBAB!!!"

by consuelaman October 10, 2011

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Louisiana Shish-kebab

A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.

Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.

by BustMyCashew37.5 November 7, 2018

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Shishkabob

A drinking custom where two people take a shot of vodka, snort a line of NO-XPLODE, smash heads on the table and high five in that order.

1-"Bro I'm trying to get messed up tonight"
2-"Let's do some shishkabobs"
1-I don't know man that shit is pretty rough, terrible hangover.

by shish k Bob April 8, 2012

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shishkabang

A past situation or ordeal.

I went through that puberty shishkabang way back when! 1969, was it?

by 4USTiN April 14, 2008

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shishkabobawatomous

the shishkabobawatomous is a timid creature that lurks in the shallow waters within the watabotomy lake hidden in the caves of mexico. A tiny creature it is with a facinatingly big bite some might compare to the bite to that of a piranha.

kid 1: dude did u get bit by a piranha?
kid 2: naw nikka it was a shishkabobawatomous.

guy 1: I'm going to Mexico for spring break.
guy 2: bro, watch out for the shishkabobawatomous there bite hurts.

by spiderman01 March 11, 2010

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