Shillong Lajong

The Shillong Lajong is Just like the ogreberry, The only difference is that blackberrys and chocolate are used instead of blueberries and the man smears shit all over his body instead of green paint. It is mostly used at crazy porn parties.

Jeffery- “ Hey want to have a Shillong Lajong party?”
Mark- “ Dam straight I do! I’ll pick up come paper towels for afterwards, it will be dirty but fun!”

by TheSexualWizard October 17, 2017

Shillong

A mythical creature found in stores

"1,2,3,4 How many Shillongs are in my store?"

by Yaboishillong February 24, 2017

shalonga

it's anything you want it to be! from nouns verbs and more!

omg that guy is such a shalonga!

by shalongakid May 31, 2017

Shabalong

Victory Royale!

"Lets get some shabalongs boys!"

by ohyoho November 7, 2019

Shivalinga

A dildo idol all Hindus worship.

I prayed to shivalinga for happiness.

by roflmfao69 January 2, 2022

Slinkalongen

The act of slicing your foreskin and stretching over a thorn branch and having sex with it

Here andy remember the other night when i slinkalongen that thorn bush

by Dave the pikey May 1, 2022

Shikalomo

A person that loves latinas.

My friend just reposted Karely Ruiz’s Instagram post on his story, he must be a shikalomo.

by Padrino P_16 September 21, 2022