shined up

The state of being one enters when one has had two or more alcoholic beverages than one should have had.

I was feeling a bit buzzed last night but decided to keep drinking until I was shined up

by Anthon124 July 12, 2009

Omae wa mou shindeiru

'You are already dead' in Japanese. Legend says that if you say "Omae wa mou shindeiru." to an opponent, their response will always be "NANI?" meaning 'WHAT' in Japanese. Then said opponent will die. If 'Nani' is not said, then...? The opponent will die anyway though.

"Omae wa mou shindeiru."
"Nani?!"

by Yeet that outta here January 19, 2020

shindeiru

DEAD!

"omae wa mou SHINDEIRU"
"you are already DEAD"

by BrewsterKyoto83 November 16, 2017

Omae wa mou shindeiru

"You are already dead" in Japanese.
Also a dead-ish meme, as of writing this.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Omae wa mou shindeiru.

N A N I ?

by GGTyler May 24, 2018

watashi wa mou shindeiru

"I am already dead"
Deriving from Omae wa mou shindeiru, it is usually used unironically among friends. It is also a cry for help that will be laughed at as you circle into the depths of despair, leaving behind any sanity you possess.

Joseph: Are you ready for the two hour school assembly?

You: "Watashi wa mou shindeiru!!!"

by Prof. Layton March 17, 2018

Shield bug

A kind of stink insect. Shield bugs have glands in their thorax which produce a polluted liquid (semen). This liquid is used to ruin purity and virginity in female primates. The face of the shield bug is made of plaster of Paris, and has no known function. Bandages impregnated with shield bug larva have zero added medicinal benefit and may retard healing processes. However, smearing shield bug antennae onto knuckles is an effective treatment for peripheral nerve damage.
Shield bugs have also been used to smuggle cocaine across the Mexico-U.S. border. Cocaine powder is mixed with shield bug ejaculant and sculpted. On May 12, 2009, a 7.6 pound crucifix cocaine sculpture was affixed to the back of a shield bug and successfully transported across the border.
The shield bug skin is sometimes worn in Boxborough, PA as a dress shirt for less casual occasions.

As Dean attempted to squeeze into a pair of 28W slimmer-leg jeans, he hopped backwards and unintentionally smashed a fucking shield bug into the granite floor.

Marge: “Hey Joe, look at that shield bug!”
Joe: “Prick.”

Haggs was considered a major player, until a shield bug finger fucked his fiancée.

by Shawn Fennerty March 9, 2011

Handegg Charity Shield

A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.

The Handegg Charity Shield is kicking off in half an hour, it's either watch that or Whitechapel.

by JizzySpunkbubbles March 13, 2012