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Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly
Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck
by Matans February 25, 2010
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Dick Sucking Lips

Usually a female who has lips so perfect and full, they look as if they should be wrapped around a dick right now. Usually with high gloss lip gloss coated on them.
Damn, is that cum or lip gloss on Keisha's beautiful dick sucking lips
by Phred May 23, 2004
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Dick Sucking Diva

A bitch who be sucking meat like she has cancer and it has the cure.
by Drew251 January 13, 2009
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Sucking Face

Aggressive kissing. Making out hardcore with short periods of breathing time.
Who Beatrice and Gerard?...Those two were sucking face all night!
by Stevie Y December 10, 2004
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Shucking Fit

by Secret Agent: Dog November 13, 2014
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Shrunking

Going shopping after having a cocktail (or two, or three); shopping while drunk. Generally most noticeable the next day when you realize what you (probably shouldn't have) bought.
(At the checkstand) Wow, look at my cart - - I'm totally shrunking!

What was I thinking, buying that outfit yesterday? I must have been really shrunking!
by Kat 6 August 5, 2009
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Sucking Disk

Person 1: You sucking disk tonight?
Person 2: Heck yeah dude, what time?
Person 1: 9:00 PM
Person 2: I'll be there.

Person 1: I love sucking disk.
Person 2: Me too bro.
Person 1: I wish I could suck disk all the time.
Person 2: Same
by DiskSucker99 September 12, 2019
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