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Dirty Shearer

The term used for drunked naughtyness.
Primarily at House Parties as the 'Dirty Shearer' can have more fun.

Can be used as a word to define someone : A Diry Shearer
or to define drunken mishaps : Dirty Sheared
Dude : 'My Dad Walked in on me trying to have sex with an unconcious girl'

Dude 2: 'aw man, that sucks.'

Dude : 'I know. And the worst thing was he scared the hell outta me and my do da went somewhere else...'

Dude 2: '.....OMG man, u Dirty Sheared the poor girl'

Dude : 'Dammit, That makes me a Dirty Shearer ): '
by LittleRichard February 19, 2010
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sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
by USADexter January 13, 2009
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Man, I just watched a match involving noted shitarse Magnus. He's fucking terrible, at everything.
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Shitard

A person who is stupid as of a retard that possesses a shitty demeanour.
1. Wow, Jim really is a shitard.
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Shepardsucker

A person who sucks off Shepard0090, either because they got manipulated into doing so or are intellectually deranged compared to a normal human being.
Vasil: Hey, the Caretaker is a Shepardsucker, kinda like Zackegg or Michael!!
Fedir: shepardsucker!!!
by Data1223 December 6, 2021
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Crocodile Shears

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.
When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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Shemar

Shemar is that nigga
by Unkn527 July 13, 2020
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