sheffer

Slang term for pedophile

Herbert from down the street is such a sheffer.

by Osama bin Queefin' March 27, 2023

Ed Sheezer

The absolute god of the world, praise daily. You were bought here for a reason

I praise Ed Sheezer every day with all good intentions

by Maxor Eld August 17, 2022

Courtesy 2-sheeter

Strategically laying down 2 sheets of toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-load a big dump. This can be use to appease your significant other, or show respect while using a host's restroom.

"Honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before my friends show up. It looks like a truck stop in here"

- should have hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"

Or

"I could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."

by DGPH June 10, 2017

Sheezer

Female version of the term "geezer"

Awight sheezer, ow ya doin luv?

by Rahoolduke August 19, 2008

Sheeler

One who not only excels at everything, but also one who displays an above average level of determination in the face of adversity.

Wow, you totally Pulled a Sheeler on that final.

by MrDisastrophy July 4, 2015

Sheenerdose

~ watching too many Charlie Sheen interviews to the point you begin to search for Tiger Blood on ebay.

I Sheenerdosed today

by lawyerchic March 15, 2011

Afro Sheener

Descriptive label for people in a certain demographic who need this hair care product.

Willie, the Afro Sheener, needed extra shine & hold for his "Do".

by Swisher rolled tight June 18, 2021