SmartMouth

Women who think they are smart and are usually younger, around 18, but sound stupid when they open their mouth to bitch.

This 50 year old dope head told me she was a fucking smartmouth...

SmartMouth by Leaonardo January 9, 2012

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kick short people month

the month of October is kicking short people month. Kick people shorter than 5 feet to the moon.

Friend 1: It's October you know what that means...
*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.

kick short people month by JinnyFlinny October 3, 2022

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Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.

YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!

Eat short people month by Thornebon October 12, 2022

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Eat short people month

During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.

Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!

Eat short people month by Thornebon October 12, 2022