Shampoontang

having sex in the shower while lathering, rinsing and repeating over and over again.

I heard that there is some sweet shampoontang over in the girls locker room.

by Omeil and Dan April 6, 2006

Al Sharpton

The formal name for the drink commonly called chocolate milk.

Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?
Customer: Yes, I'll have an Al Sharpton, please.

by p-schaef91 October 27, 2010

Sharkpoon

A term used for when you impale a shark with a harpoon so hard it makes a fart noise.

Oh shit you just sharkpooned that bitch

by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019

Sharoon

Short. Hulk. Wishes to be taller and still has hope he will grow to be 6ft one day.

That person is acting like a sharoon.

by ShazzaB April 11, 2011

Sharoonies

The goosebumps; the chills

I get the sharoonies when it's -10 degrees outside.

by JennyFromTheBlock001 July 16, 2011

Sharoon

A short simp

Found out my brother donated his life savings to alinity what a fucking sharoon

by Rape1212343 May 7, 2020

Sharjoon

A person who hates to work.

Friend 1: Ah we have so much work. I CANT do it.

Friend 2: Shut Up. You behaving like a Sharjoon.

by momar21 January 14, 2020