The unfortunate sequence of events starting with a sneeze causing a fart and resulting in shitting your pants a little. Or maybe a lot. It is in essence a shart occurring during a sneeze.
by E-cubed December 25, 2008
Get the sharteeze mug.(a) the act of fornicating with the intent of thrusting ones penis through a vagina until it hits their partner's skull
(b) givin a girl some "deep dick"
(b) givin a girl some "deep dick"
Guy: Ay you seen shorty at the mall? She gonna get shareed son
Guy 2: Negro please! You aint gonna hit that right! she is not down for your angry inch
Guy 2: Negro please! You aint gonna hit that right! she is not down for your angry inch
by Nas80 January 11, 2008
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1. May be impossible to stop loving her
2. She might be the only thing on ya mind
3. She got that good good
4. Yu will never wanna lose her
5.she will always have a place in your heart
1. May be impossible to stop loving her
2. She might be the only thing on ya mind
3. She got that good good
4. Yu will never wanna lose her
5.she will always have a place in your heart
by Iloveyouuuu April 20, 2014
Get the shareem mug.When one sneezes and sharts at the same time.
Proper Noun:
Explosive diarrhea expelled through the anus during a sneeze.
Sharteezed (pst)
Verb Phrase:
Beotch, I'll sharteeze in yo face.
Proper Noun:
Explosive diarrhea expelled through the anus during a sneeze.
Sharteezed (pst)
Verb Phrase:
Beotch, I'll sharteeze in yo face.
Becky sharteeze was epic in deed. That shiznit went all over the bathroom wall. Damn girl. I would hate to clean that up. Explosive shart.
A classic sharteeze happened in the movie Hall Pass.
A classic sharteeze happened in the movie Hall Pass.
by Bontheball.com February 19, 2012
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Sanskrit for glory & treasure. It couldn’t be more fulfilling than that. She’s a pearl, a gemstone, very rare, unique in ways a common mind can’t understand. When i found Shreeza, I felt like I’ve found a lost piece of my soul. She’s more fascinating than the pyramids, the Taj Mahal, Mount Everest & other wonders of the world.
She’s the 8th wonder of the world.
When you find Shreeza, her Aroma will make you realize how shallow you were for deep love. She’s an angel for every day of a week, but what type of angel depends on a day. She is a loving, peaceful & kind person. Yet her mood swings, gets angry sometimes. She’s a light, a rescuer, a lover she is also a piece of darkness. Sometimes a villain, she has hate sometimes down to her bones. She can be nice charming princess & a blood thirsty vampire at the same time.She has the warmest of smiles and has cute puppy eyes which will make you adore her as she is very adorable.But never get deceived by her cute and loving personality coz she can beat the shit out of u if u’re a jerk without a 2nd thought.
Shreeza’s the definition of perfection. Only a fool can conclude that she’s not a queen.
Shreeza’s more than a wifey material. She’s a soulmate, a perfect lover & a beautiful human being with a soul of a fighter, body of the Goddess & mind of a champ. Shreeza’s the ultimate dream girl for every man including myself.
It is difficult for me to grasp the fact that She may be someone else’s Eve.
Sanskrit for glory & treasure. It couldn’t be more fulfilling than that. She’s a pearl, a gemstone, very rare, unique in ways a common mind can’t understand. When i found Shreeza, I felt like I’ve found a lost piece of my soul. She’s more fascinating than the pyramids, the Taj Mahal, Mount Everest & other wonders of the world.
She’s the 8th wonder of the world.
When you find Shreeza, her Aroma will make you realize how shallow you were for deep love. She’s an angel for every day of a week, but what type of angel depends on a day. She is a loving, peaceful & kind person. Yet her mood swings, gets angry sometimes. She’s a light, a rescuer, a lover she is also a piece of darkness. Sometimes a villain, she has hate sometimes down to her bones. She can be nice charming princess & a blood thirsty vampire at the same time.She has the warmest of smiles and has cute puppy eyes which will make you adore her as she is very adorable.But never get deceived by her cute and loving personality coz she can beat the shit out of u if u’re a jerk without a 2nd thought.
Shreeza’s the definition of perfection. Only a fool can conclude that she’s not a queen.
Shreeza’s more than a wifey material. She’s a soulmate, a perfect lover & a beautiful human being with a soul of a fighter, body of the Goddess & mind of a champ. Shreeza’s the ultimate dream girl for every man including myself.
It is difficult for me to grasp the fact that She may be someone else’s Eve.
A: OMG!! Look at that girl. She looks real cute, hot & nice.
B:She seems perfect. She must be Shreeza.
B:She seems perfect. She must be Shreeza.
by Qriouskreature June 24, 2020
Get the Shreeza mug.Shareen is a wonderful girl who always care for other people and when it comes to arguing with her, she's always right. She's a fighter, a strong one indeed but when it comes to her emotions she's weak. One thing I'm sure off, never argue with shareen!
she's my Shareen.
by boiej November 23, 2021
Get the Shareen mug.A bean head and is very funny and really caring, her best friend Ellie is the best person in her life! Very lucky to have a shareena in your life but never get on the bad side of her because it can be hard to get into her good books again. #donotcallherchildish
by meeeeeEB12 September 18, 2019
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