shallots

Shallots are tiny onion roots

The square root of onion = Shallots

by Katie Gergen December 2, 2007

shallow bitch

Girls who only like guys based on their looks

"I don't date because only shallow bitches go after me,"

by Adalicious June 4, 2019

shallow fucking

It’s when a dude puts his dick REALLY lightly inside a woman’s vagina

It feels awesome and you then go on to Fuck each other

I walk around the club in my booty shorts and see-through bra so you could see my titties I walked past a man who was super hot. I walk up to him and look at him from under my eyelashes I bite my lip and I have him covered. I pull him to the dance floor and press my ass against his crotch and rub it up and down. I feel his erection and grin. I push his hands so there massaging mytits I walk with him to a random spare room which happened to have a pole. I sit him down on a couch and start stripping the small amount of clothes I have on. He then looks up and I quickly stick my hands down his pants. He moans and screams my name. His clothes were quickly discarded on the floor. He push’s his cock against my clit and rubs the tip of it along the length I push my hips higher, He quickly sticks his cock into me. Not much tho just and inch or two. He then pulls out and grabs his clothes an leaves

Sh!t that’s my shallow fucking lesson

by SexyHannah May 3, 2019

stallone's law

Stallone's Law states that (when guns are involved, usually) 1 man has better chances of killing 20 men than 20 men killing 1.

This refers to poorly-written action movies where pursuers of the movie's heroine have terrible aim and don't hit the main character, but instead hit surrounding metal objects so that a cool spark effect can ensue.

Person 1: "This movie is retarded, how come those stereotypical movie bad guys with the leather jackets and the foreign accents can't hit the main character? They seem to do perfectly fine hitting the stairs and the metal railing.."

Person 2: "Because he's a loose-cannon cop who plays by his own rules, bitch."

by Skeeter McDougal August 10, 2005

Shallow

Judging a person base on appearance. And not for who they are. This word is used by people is used by people who spend a lot of time looking rather than getting to know a person.

Student: I like Leah because she's short. And I like short girls

Class:That's just shallow.

by TheYasminyouknow October 10, 2017

shallow and pedantic

The words Peter Griffin uses to describe things while he is a genius, much to the annoyance of Bryan Griffin

This meat is shallow and pedantic.
Lois, your cooking is shallow and pedantic.

by Carter Ball January 11, 2008

shalong

a fucking massive donkey dick

john ur fukin shalong is poking outa ur pants

by bob September 4, 2004