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Secretary’s ass 

This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.
Person A:Dude, your bitch has a Secretary’s ass.
Person B: fuck, I know
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secretary of state 

The head of the United States Department of State, whom is often seen as the chief foreign advisor and diplomat (besides the President) in the United States. He or she must be appointed by the President of the United States and confirmed by the United States Congress before he or she can take the oath of office. He or she serves at the cabinet level for as long as the appointing President is in power.
The Secretary of State is fourth in line in the Presidential Order of Succession.
secretary of state by Nicolai August 11, 2004

male secretary 

A person of the male gender who performs the work of a secretary.

Also see Administrative Professional.
That new male secretary was an excellent addition to the office staff!

Secretary on my balls

The mime action of typing, but with palms turned up, as though the fondling of one's balls was being performed by a secretary. Popularized by alternate lyrics in Kanye West's hit song "Stronger."
Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...

gsheilds's work secretary 

A female that will go out of her way to do your dirty work.
backup
dutyworker
heather went out of her way to do jim, the boss's dirty work.
Boss: wow gsheilds's work secretary is really stepping up to the plate cleaning the table, and sucking the loli's

Company Secretary 

A Company Secretary is a senior position in a private sector company or public sector organisation, Also known as Compliance Officers, it is one of the positions that is a part of the key managerial personnel of any Company. Instagram @mission.cs
Company Secretary- one of the key managerial person in a company
Company Secretary by Mission CS November 27, 2021

porno secretary 

An otherwise pretty girl who wears nerdy/ugly glasses like the sterotypical secretary in cheesey 1970s' porno films; when she whips those glasses off, the prudish nerd vanishes to reveal a sultry sexy kitten, ready to pounce. It's analogous to Clark Kent turning into Superman just by taking off his glasses.
Jenny chose her new glasses to try and make guys take her more seriously by trying to tone down her attractiveness, but they've only made look like a porno secretary.