Tropical Seltzer

When you smash back a shit ton of pineapple just to blow your load all over some dumb sluts face

Shit man I picked up the dumbest slut at the bar last night, but it’s all good because I’d eaten copious amounts of pineapple earlier so I gave her a tropical seltzer then sent her on her way back to the pigsty she crawled out of

by Big Poppa nutsack December 30, 2020

Tennessee Alka-Seltzer

A Tennessee Alka-Seltzer is when you stick an alka-seltzer into your mouth, then have oral sex with a Southern girl(with out telling her, but of course). As her vagina gets wet, you slip in the alka-seltzer, stand back, and watch the 'fire works'...or, in this case, 'foam works'.

The 'Tennesse' part is derived from college kids out of D.C. going into Virginia on a Saturday night, and performing it on innocent country 'gurls'. Why did I not choose 'Virginia' to make it a 'Virginia Alka-Seltzer'? Because Tennessee sounds better. And if you don't like it, piss off!

Dude 1: Dude, I did a Tennessee Alka-Seltzer on a GRITS yesterday!
Dude 2: Shite! What happened? Was it fun?
Dude 1: Well...let's just say she'll never walk again.

by Ben Erman July 4, 2007

stelzer

The hottest man alive. Gimme som' a' dat'

1) Holy shit Stelzer is sexy.

by Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ December 14, 2004

hard seltzer

is code for "you will vomit", usually by 4am

Oh my god, I knew she would "hard seltzer" after that many vodka sodas in a can...

by chadastrophic March 28, 2019

Alka-Seltzer

The act of taking a duece while in a hot tub. Since the hot tub is already churning water, bubbles, and blowing hot water, the turd will quickly dissolve like an alka-seltzer, leaving a nice fecal coloring to the water.

I was in Laura's hot tub last night, listening to Aaron Neville, and sippin' on a chilled glass of white zinfandale, when I decided to leave an alka-seltzer.

by Miami Matt September 3, 2006

Seltzer Enema

An enema using a bottle of seltzer which is shook up and quickly inserted into the partners rectum when the cap is removed.

Andy and Tom wanted to do anal, but where mutually afraid of dirty poop shoot syndrome. They quicly retreived a bottle of seltzer and used it as an enema. Thus the seltzer enema.

by Matty Lin January 24, 2009

setzer

A synonym for woman.

"Hey, look at that setzer!"

"Get back to the kitchen, setzer!"

My dad slapped his setzer.

by John Titor January 3, 2007