Something you "can't" do because you don't want to do it. Something you can get others to do by making believe you can't do it.
When asked to do laundry they put all the white clothes in on hot and then put a brand new red sweatshirt in too. The result was all the white laundry was pink and they were banned from touching the laundry ever again...they could wash laundry but didn't want to so they applied "selective incompetence " to get out of ever being asked again.
by Murphwish July 9, 2016
Get the Selective incompetence mug.A Social Deduction game that (similar to the group game mafia) has the goal of finding the killer. In late 2018 Town Of Salem had its server hacked and approx 7 million accounts were at risk of being stolen. Since Town Of Salem is available on Steam, people who bought it were at risk of losing their Steam account. It also was free until March of 2019 where Bot accounts swarmed the game and forced the creators to make it paid. Similar Social Deduction games are= Throne of Lies® The Online Game of Deceit, MINDNIGHT, Werewolf, Mafia Online
Person 1: "Did you hear of the new Town Of Salem update? They added 15 new roles!"
Person 2: "That was almost 3 years ago dude. Its paid DLC."
Person 1: "Oh."
Person 2: "That was almost 3 years ago dude. Its paid DLC."
Person 1: "Oh."
by ThatHurt October 18, 2019
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Beautiful and full of life; not judgemental. Genuinely happy and sincere. No matter what, will always stand by your side and accept you for who you are. Makes mistakes and learns from them fast. Doesnt get mad easily and is very forgiving.
by Mark Garo January 10, 2009
Get the Selam mug.Someone tweets "My friend is so dumb. She said Dave Grohl used to
be in this band called Nirvana but that makes no sense. That would have been,
like, 20 years ago." The twittertards respond that Grohl was indeed in Nirvana
and that the tweeter is stupid for not knowing this. The proper response to
these people is to tell them "You seem fun".
be in this band called Nirvana but that makes no sense. That would have been,
like, 20 years ago." The twittertards respond that Grohl was indeed in Nirvana
and that the tweeter is stupid for not knowing this. The proper response to
these people is to tell them "You seem fun".
by snappy kyle September 16, 2013
Get the you seem fun mug.McDonald's chicken strips that are featured in a series of new ghetto commercials in order to appeal to the "fried chicken-eating" crowd.
(typical McDonald's commercial)
Jameel: "What up nigga, you cap any dem bloods today?"
Tyrone: "Fo' shizzle, I done popped a few. What you stuffin' yo' fat black face with?"
Jameel: "Dogg I got deez BANGIN' McNuggets. They da sheeeeeeit, yaknowwhatimsayin?"
Tyrone: "Word on da street. Ayyo check out deez chicken selects...straight up gangsta."
Jameel: "Word to yo' mama. You want a McNugget?"
Tyrone: "Heeeeeellll yeah, hook a nigga up wit dat chronic!"
Jameel: "Now let me get a chicken select."
Tyrone: "Fool you trippin."
Jameel: "Maybe yo' bitch ass didn't hear me the first time. Gimme one of dem chicken selects before we get into some gangsta shit and I waste yo' punk ass with this GAT!"
Tyrone: "You know the name of the game fool...go get yo' own!"
Jameel: "Fuck you nigga!!!" *BANG BANG* "Now yo' mama gonna have to pour out a perfectly good 40 for yo' trick ass. HAHA I got dem chicken selects now BITCH!"
White Middle-Aged Announcer: "Chicken Selects, new at McDonalds. Get your own box...or just whip out yo' nine, bust a cap in some punk-ass nigga, and steal his."
Jameel: "What up nigga, you cap any dem bloods today?"
Tyrone: "Fo' shizzle, I done popped a few. What you stuffin' yo' fat black face with?"
Jameel: "Dogg I got deez BANGIN' McNuggets. They da sheeeeeeit, yaknowwhatimsayin?"
Tyrone: "Word on da street. Ayyo check out deez chicken selects...straight up gangsta."
Jameel: "Word to yo' mama. You want a McNugget?"
Tyrone: "Heeeeeellll yeah, hook a nigga up wit dat chronic!"
Jameel: "Now let me get a chicken select."
Tyrone: "Fool you trippin."
Jameel: "Maybe yo' bitch ass didn't hear me the first time. Gimme one of dem chicken selects before we get into some gangsta shit and I waste yo' punk ass with this GAT!"
Tyrone: "You know the name of the game fool...go get yo' own!"
Jameel: "Fuck you nigga!!!" *BANG BANG* "Now yo' mama gonna have to pour out a perfectly good 40 for yo' trick ass. HAHA I got dem chicken selects now BITCH!"
White Middle-Aged Announcer: "Chicken Selects, new at McDonalds. Get your own box...or just whip out yo' nine, bust a cap in some punk-ass nigga, and steal his."
by Nick D December 7, 2004
Get the chicken selects mug.A bunch of bullshit trials back in 1692. A bunch of women and men were hanged because of a bunch of little girls trying to get attention. The evidence that was taken was the girls' word that other people's "specters" or spirits, that no one else could see had attacked them. Their religion made them dumbasses and caused them to judge unreasonably and murder innocent people with no evidence whatsoever.
by sphincterboyyo October 29, 2009
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by your mother was here May 23, 2008
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