vaginal seamonkies

The definition of the strange creatures that live inside SPAngie's vaginal region. You can find her displacing them all over the floor in Swiftirc

OMG Angie is displacing here vaginal seamonkies on the floor again :O

by RSBawjaws February 19, 2011

Sea monkeys

When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.

Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.

by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014

seamonkeydrew

Seamonkeydrew is a professional console video gamer he is best known for his COD trickshot videos but also plays fortnite GTA and others

Have you ever killed seamonkeydrew in fortnite

by Fortnite player1000 June 2, 2018

Seamonkey

To throw brine shrimp eggs into the eyes of a unsuspecting victim, in an attempt to get them t hatch

“Boy, Jake really seamonkeyed that hell out of that kid there”

by Beefeater123 June 2, 2019

seamonkeyed

When something was given or promised that only superficially satisfies the promise or request.

I got seamonkeyed when I ordered a set of "indestructible" coat hangers online and received a box of nails a week later.

by Anaxagoras69 July 8, 2020

Sea Monkeys

Laboratory test monkeys that are disposed of by tossing them into the sea once test studies are completed, or when research funds are completely depleted

Green Peace found guiltily in the "Sea Monkeys" Trial by facilitating in the demise of lab monkeys that could no longer be utilized in future test studies due to their ill health from past test studies by tossing them into the sea while locked inside their cages from the deck of the Sea Shepherd.

by Garm93 July 31, 2021

SEAmonkey

Racial slur against south-east asians (Thai, Viet, Phillipines, etc.)
SEAmonkeys is SEA (South East Asia) Monkeys. They're called monkeys for their tanned skin, black hair and facial features.
(from 4chan)

- I'm gonna take geomaxxxing trip to the Manila!
- Oh, you mean going to nail some short SEAmonkeys with AIDS?

by AllahuAkbar228 October 15, 2025