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A boat made from the scrotum by the tanuki
Person: How are we gonna cross this river?
Tanuki: we will use my scroat
Scroat by Phatkiddpk March 15, 2024

Scroat Trout 

A legendary and mythological fish who ascends from the depth of remote streams to clean and polish one's scrotal region with it's gentle nibbles. Preliminary reports suggest that this fish may also engage in the cleaning of the taint.
On the eve of my engagement, I summoned a scroat trout to cleanse and coif my testicles.
Scroat Trout by mrcleanballs March 6, 2011

scroat-o-hammer 

An extremely painful, overly enthusiastic handjob that includes trauma to the testicles.
"I've been singing soprano ever since that drunk chick scroat-o-hammered me last night."
scroat-o-hammer by CJpdx November 14, 2013

scroat fleece

u r such a scroat fleece!

eeeew i got jam in my scroat fleece

he hasn't even got a scroat fleece yet!

scroat lobes 

an unfortunate person who has ear lobes similiar to a dangling scrotum
"here, did u see the scroat lobes on that chap?!"

scroat bag 

This is usualy used in law enforcement as an adjective to describe low-life white trash. it can also be used to describe a shady or very unkempt person.
no hooker would bang that scroat bag.

my weed hook-up is such a scroat bag.
scroat bag by ibanezjunkie June 11, 2006