on the scratcher

To be on the dole/social welfare in Ireland.

I'm 32, on the scratcher, livin' with me ma and hooked on the gear.

by Kenno01 April 21, 2011

bitches gonna get stitches

a phrase used when some ho steps out of her bounds - connoting the use of violence to mediate disputes.

Person 1: Karen just slept with Sarah's man.
Person 2: Oh no she di'n't!
Sarah: Bitches gonna get stitches!

by Tank Morris and Clutch Kerley January 12, 2004

Scritch

When you clench you teeth when you see a cute kitten and immediately give it a scratch (between the ears right between the kitty chakra) if done correctly the fur baby will emit purrs

(*your posse rolls up in a car) get in loser we're going to scritch kits

by Geesefreely January 30, 2021

scritchers

another name for scratch cards used usually by hicks who always buy them.

also known as scritchums, scritchies

I gotta go down to the store to get me some scritchers!

by defense26 September 19, 2009

in stitches

laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically

That joke I saw online left me in stitches.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2009

Scritch

A negatively used term for a scummy family from upstate New York. This term “Scrtich “ can be added to any phrase or sentence to add derogatory value and scummyness .
If anyone calls you a “Scritch”, drop the gloves and fight immediately.
Scritch is a modern term for a scumbag
See also pickle park

Don’t shit near Pickle Park, no toilets to take a scritch.

by RL&TL July 5, 2020

Butt Scratcher

A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.

Often shouted at music festivals:

Headbanger 1: "BUTT SCRATCHER?!!!!"
Headbanger 2: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

by darkrave August 16, 2009