scheelbeek

A small dick albino

He is a scheelbeek

by The Bunnings sausages February 6, 2017

schpeener

Someone polish, black or an absolute prick.

Shayne is a schpeener

by PeterBirnie August 15, 2021

schpeener

A schpeener is someone who is hated by everyone and is a moron.

“OMG Leslie, Shayne is such a schpeener.”

by PeterBirnie August 15, 2021

Schpeeve Monkey

A man who has so much back hair that he appears to be the missing link between apes and human beings. This is often times most noticed at the beach and in public pools and also in the north eastern part of our nation due to the cold weather. Schpeeve monkeys are also generally overweight and at least middle aged.

"Is that a bear that fell into the pool?"
"No, it's just a schpeeve monkey."

by G-Rider September 23, 2008

Scheel

To abandon children in favor of drugs, sex, and dog breeding.

She used to be a good mom, but all of a sudden she became a Scheel.

by TwatBlaster3000 February 4, 2018

schpeeler

One who schpeels.

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1. She spoke very quickly and with much energy, just as any accomplished schpeeler should.

2. He told his story just like a schpeeler, never leaving out any interesting details.

by Schpeeler May 28, 2003

Schpellamala

The sound Gurg makes when stirred and or caressed

Guy:"what on heavens earth is that joyous noise?" :)

Fat Gut: "SCHPELLAMALA"

by Brad Tate June 24, 2008