Schmouff

Something insanely smooth

The bois: yo that what Schmouff

Chad: I know, I get them girls easy

by Seje Reje December 21, 2021

Naked Schmömf

A player of a video game, who's in game avatar has no custom cosmetic items.

Look at that cunt over there! What a naked schmömf.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 16, 2019

schmaffle

a waffle and smore combine. a waffle with chocolate and marshmellows roasted in the oven. created by bits and griffs.

"heyy were coming over tonight, make some schmaffles!!"

by ndependentcutie September 4, 2006

schmoof

a shortened version of the word schmoo fuck. can be used the same way fuck can

person 1: dude, hunter is such a schmoof head!
person 2: nowhere near as much as that adriana kid!

person3: what the schmoof?
person 4: i dunno

by AUEHTCEUGTV December 21, 2005

schloff a schluber

smoke a pipe, or a joint, with some buddies

Let's go schloff a schluber

by Eric Diggity October 9, 2006

schmuffin

A Schmuffin is the name for Egg McMuffin type sandwiches. I think it is also the brand name for the Sheetz breakfast sandwich, but we use it to refer to all breakfast sandwiches contained on english muffins.

How many people are coming over for breakfast? I need an accurate Schmuffin count!

Good morning! Who's ready for a coffee and a Schmuffin?

by Norberto March 12, 2008

Schmoofy

1. A feeling of awesomeness shared between two lovers.

2. A descriptive word that can be used when a partner is being especially cute or amazing.

3. Anything including feelings of love towards a partner.

1. Girl: "Me and my boyfriend got really schmoofy last night, it was really awesome"

2. Guy: "She let me play COD on our anniversary she is so schmoofy."

by Geoff-Fiona December 30, 2010