Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

schmitties

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.

Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!

by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011

schmitzin' it

when a boy has an erection. boner

dude i just saw a hot girl and then i was totally schmitzin' it!

by stater May 15, 2008

schmitz

The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.

I hear laughing from that stall, Dan must have the schmitz.

by Duddda November 6, 2006

schmitty

Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;

(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.

Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.

by jolly midgets inc. October 28, 2011

Schmitten

A boy/girl who loves to play fortnite in his dark, sweaty schmitten cave. He loves to game and is very easily mistaken for a naked mole rat with a shlid.

“Stop playing fortnite, your such a schmitten”

by Qwmnerbv May 3, 2019

Schmitty

That guy that usually shows up at a party with a couple of six packs in his hands, probably wearing gym shorts, a t shirt, and his hat backwards. He is the epitome of cool and everyone usually shouts his name when he walks into a place.

random party goer- "Who is at the door?"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"

by schmitty15 August 29, 2010