Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.

Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?

by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011

Schlingmabob

Anime where you love yourself...
a.k.a. Selfcest

Haruhi x Haruhi=Schlingmabob

by NinjaSlop June 22, 2012

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

Schlinger

Having a penis while being a Ginger. Also can be reffered to as a "firecrotch" but this is more specifically the actual penis other than the "surrownding scenery" it's size can range from very small to a bit above average.

AJ(Ginger): Hey ladies...would you like to see my schlong?

Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger

by Krizzle32 August 17, 2010

schlingazi

Italian slang for the male organ (schlong, wookie, the short arm, colon straightener, butt dart, yougart rifle etc.)

Yo!! Last night I gave that drunk bee-youch the schlingazi!!

by Grifters September 22, 2005

Schlinky

A disgusting looking penis. It is a long worm, usually just sitting there. It looks like dead skin.

Steven was doing pushups, and his schlinky fell out of his pants.

by SoH leader December 19, 2011

Schlinky

A word meaning the best of a group of players in an XBox live game. For example, if a group of people were playing Call of Duty, on the XBox, the highest ranked person in the game would be Schlinky.

I had Schlinky in my game earlier

by Oo Schlinky oO September 22, 2009