Shiddinize

A type of modern written language where the words are spelt incorrectly, though are pronounced correctly as to the context of your sentence.

Eye dee kay (idk) wheyre eye left mye vaype (shiddinize wording can vary from person to person)

by Bruhmoment4206969696969 May 5, 2024

kendall schmidting

Stealing intellectual property.

(See: plagiarism copyright law pussy)

-Hey, did you see Melania Trump kendall schmidting Michelle Obama?
-Yea! How lazy was that?

by WoodyOmicron November 21, 2016

surface skidding

The act of lying underneath a coffee table naked and masturbating whilst a girl squats and shits above you on to the glass.

I shot my load whilst surface skidding with big Melanie last night.

by Andrew Barnes April 1, 2022

timothy schmidting

A man with no honor, Will make bets and not pay his debts.

I just got a timothy schmidting on a fantasy football bet.

by Timothy Schmidting September 23, 2023

Yetard and skiddin it

A group of idiots who enjoy long hikes all tho 2 of them tend to be slower than the third and shortest member

There’s yetard and skiddin it on that trail!

by Burn relief May 4, 2020