schim-schalin

typical Chinese rice beer manufactured by schaolin priests,usualy mistaken with vietnamese rice beer ukumfachi.

Guy A:Wanna beer?
Guy B:yeah
Guy A:i got sum original asian beer
Guy B:orly,i luv ukumfachi
Guy A:i got only the schim-schalin here
Guy B:OK, lemme try...

schim-schalin by lmaotsetung October 30, 2008

schist 

1. A metamorphic rock

2. Can be used in the place of 'shit'.

We had to identify schist in science class today.

"Oh schist!"
"Who says that?"

schist by MuhReeUh July 20, 2008

schist_another_dam_pjo_fangirl 

One of the biggest Instagram fanpages for the collection of fantasy books by Rick Riordan, often referred to as "Riordanverse books". They only post original content and mostly post memes.

Did you see schist_another_dam_pjo_fangirl's new post?

schist_another_dam_pjo_fangirl by kiwikraz March 2, 2021

schist bucket 

Take a guess, bud.

Guy 1 - You are an actual dim-witted schist bucket.

Guy 2 - You are mean sometimes, man.

schist bucket by Hottestpepperever April 17, 2023

Schist 

A euphemism for the word "shit" taking its name from the group of metamorphic rocks.

"Holy schist!"

Schist by Jamie Rowe June 23, 2008

Schist 

a) A metamorphic rock

b) what people say when they want to be cool but they don't want to cuss

This rock is a piece of schist.

Schist by 20paphonies May 25, 2016

schizm

A gamer with the sneakyness of a badass ninja.

Our team got mowed over. Must have been a schizm.

schizm by Edward Scot October 12, 2005