Schenectady, NY

Open-Air Mental Institution that sells Alcohol and Porn in select places (Including the Library Internet Hub if you can possibly be discreet about it...)

One day I was searching the Library in Schenectady, NY internet for "Harry Potter Porn" the Idiots on eather side of me were looking at "Honest To Ghod hardcore p0rn!" The Librarian kept coming over to yell at them about how you're not allowed to look that stuff up and "Kids are wandering by and can SEE this!! Finally he came by and said "If I have to come by here again, you'll be banned from the Library computer for LIFE!" And then he turned to me...(Who was on "Restricted section.org which, was pervier in print than the "Pretty Pictures" the "pervy twits" were looking at. And all he had to say was," You've about 10 print jobs in line, should I print them? , My response was "Yes, Please!)

by lynntownsend September 13, 2011

Schenectady

Someone who is being Goofy without cause. Adverb describing the characteristic of a person being silly.

My grandfather said your being real Schenectady at the birthday party

by Schenectady October 5, 2020

Schenectady

Crack
Drugs

Money

Bitches (crackwhores )
Gangs

Stabbings

Shootings

Gang member police

Rapist school officials

No justice

High population of white wanna be gang bangers

Mentally ill narcissist men

Cheating abusive pedos (cough)

Schenectady is a place to live

by R305 January 8, 2024

Schenectady

Also known as ‘Skinnictiddy’, a vaginal cough obtained from knocking up one of your twin sisters.

I showed up to one of my sisters houses on Cinco De Mayo and knocked her up, she contracted Schenectady.

by mrrreowwww May 7, 2024

Schenectady Stew

Schenectady stew...is a stew combination so disasterous that it makes your farts so bad you open the car windows all the way down on a zero degree day to be able to get any semblance of fresh air. The farts make you gag so hard you can't see to drive and the coming diarrhea is so bad it expels itself instantaneously and so violently everyone in the Dunkin Donuts can hear you crying. Typical stew consists of all the things that are old and expired in the fridge.

Time to clean out the fridge, let's make a Schenectady stew and feed it to Steve so you can s*** himself into orbit.

by Thepostman97 January 26, 2026

Small Schenect

A phrase to describe why everybody in Schenectady NY shares the people they fuck, fight & befriend.

“How do you know him?” He’s my bd too, small schenect.

by Dontworryyaboutit October 16, 2021