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cum scraper

A guy who knows his cum dumpster girlfriend is cheating on him and like an idiot continues to date her.
"Are you still chillin with that fuckin whore?"

"Ya, she only banged him five times so what?"

"Your gonna be scrapin the cum off of her you cum scraper"
by sketchnutz November 16, 2009
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schafernaker

When swearing at somebody behind their back,
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.

The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.

Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!
I told Bob to stop messing around and do his work! When I turned round he Schafernaker'd me!!
by BigWill88 December 13, 2012
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Schafer

Being ultra-safe, cool, rad, hip, off the chain. If it's cool but not safe, it's schafer.
Dixon: Anyone watching Concrete Circus? It's pretty schafer.
Liam: What the fuck is schafer?
Dixon: It's schweet but with auto-correct on.
Liam: Wow, that's schafer.
by L.L.Cool.J August 19, 2011
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Gustav Schäfer

The drummer of the German rock band Tokio Hotel. More often than not, he can be seen sitting quietly in the background of interviews while the twins Bill Kaulitz and Tom Kaulitz do most of the talking. Despite his quiet image, he is known to have a great sense of humor and can easily become very irratable.

His musical influence is mostly Metallica.
Gustav Schäfer was born on September 8, 1988. Which makes him the second oldest member next to Georg Listing.
by Vaiyala August 4, 2008
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scraper

an oldsmobile from the 80's one which one can put a whistle tip muffler. It's an East Oakland Cali thing. The term derived from the fact that when one dips or presses the gas and steps on the brake simultaneously the front and back bumpers SCRAPE the ground.
Yo I just put a whistle tip and some by-nines on my SCRAPER.
by sergism January 18, 2004
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Tip Scraper

Name of the person that is blowing you and you feel their teeth throughout the whole act. Can be due to crooked/crowded teeth.
That tip scraper tore my foreskin up last night. I should have just put it in her butt.
by sirmacalot2 May 18, 2006
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scraper bike

Bikes that are nicely spray painted, and feature aluminum foil wrapped around sets of spokes, which result in the bikes appearing to have rims like a box chevy in the hood. Some people spray paint the aluminum foil to match the bikes color, or the exact opposite. Most jackasses that participate in this are only involved out of pure boredom, and are entertained with it for days to come.

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