Scandinavian Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland steamer, but steamier.

To execute the Scandinavian Steamer, one must pause mid-coitus while having sex in a sauna and take a massive dump on the red hot coals. Bonus points for completing coitus without gagging from the hot steamy poo fumes.

Dude. You don't ever want to go into that sauna again. Walker was plowing this girl on one of the benches and successfully executed the Scandinavian Steamer. Even though the turd in question is completely desiccated, it may stink in there forever.

by Klaus Von Steamerson September 30, 2011

Scandinavian Shotgun

Similar to the German Cannon, but when struck, the projectile takes on a spray pattern.

"I didn't know she had so much Mexican Food, so when I fired the German Cannon, I ended up firing a Scandinavian Shotgun."

by ActionA August 4, 2009

Scandinavian Scum

That Scandinavian guy/girl that feeds you with filthy lies all the time .

Nivvo / Scandinavian Scum / Slimboslice / Fake Bald Swedish Wannabe Cop

by filipgrk October 23, 2017

Scandinavian Surprise

A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.

A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.

The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.

by Sirius666 October 15, 2018

Scandinavian Sword Fight

A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.

My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.

by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020

Scandinavian sauce

It's when you take your lover to a Scandinavian village and prapare them for a viking war. If they win they get to live yet if they lose they will be beaten to a sauce matter by vikings

"Hey dude what did you do last weekend?"

"Ugh nothing, just committed Scandinavian sauce"

by KryAle August 11, 2021

Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.

Dude last Tuesday someone pulled a Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!

by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021