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jew satellite

Satellite that the jews use to control the world economy from far up in space
by king of the jews (larger nose) October 20, 2008
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Seattleite

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1. Any person living in, or within 50 miles of The city of Seattle, WA
2.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
3. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
4. "Too good for an umbrella"
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.
Look at all the coffee she drinks, she must be a seattleite.
by Jude H October 31, 2007
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satellite

when dudes are hovering around or chasing after a chick, like at a bar, trying to get with her but not being successful. Usually these dudes are retarded and the chick isn't interested in them.
yo, that chick is hot, but she's got too many satellites around her.
by fooks May 28, 2004
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Satelife

A word composed of “satellite” and “life” representing both a lifestyle philosophy and a travel technique. The satelife is the act of planning activities based on satellite images according to one’s mood: “where do I want to be now that’s physically accessible?”.
The term was first coined in 2018 by a French explorer while he was traveling to the North Cape in the Arctic Circle. He managed to survive from wild camping and fishing by looking at satellite images of ideal locations for food and shelter.
Man, that place is sick! There’s no one around. It’s the satelife!
by aragondharambure August 28, 2023
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skin satellite

a satellite used by the US government to keep track of african americans
Person 1: How did they know he was in Utah?
Person 2: They used the skin satellite.
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Satellite

Men who weasel their way into the friend zone with your girlfriend, with the sole intention of passive-aggressively ending your relationship so that they can be right there for the rebound.

Usually long-time friends of your girlfriend. They've never had the balls to ask her out and have hated every boyfriend she's ever had.

Always beta males. Will most likely end up alone forever as they spend their whole lives chasing a girl who sees them as a little brother.
Alpha #1: Yo, who is that dude who keeps hitting up your girl?

Alpha #2: Oh it's this SATELLITE Steven. He's been trying to break us up for the past year but she thinks he's the nicest guy ever.

Alpha #1: Be careful man. My girl ran off with a satellite.

Alpha #2: It'd be her loss anyways. Ending up with a little beta faggot like that.

Alpha #1: LOL

Alpha #2: LOL
by keyboardrealist December 6, 2011
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satellite

noun:

(on the satellite, to the satellite)

1. either high, drunk, or a combination of both, to the point that you feel like you are on a "sattelite" or another planet completely.

2. fucked up, out of your mind.

3. the state of mind resulting from smoking an excess amount of marijuana, in which your normal brain functioning and reaction times are drastically slower than normal.

verb:
(satellite'n, satelliting)

1. smoking too much marijuana, in order to reach an extreme state of highness.

2. the act of getting fucked up to the point of slowed brain functioning and reaction time. These results are usually the intention of the person.
"Don't call me for a ride...I'm about to be satellite'n."

"We about to smoke dis blunt and get on the satellite."

"We went to the club last night and ended up on the satellite."

"I saw Laurie last night and she was so fucked up....she was on that satellite"

"We about to satellite in this bitch. Light it up!"

"We sittin' around, smoking a J, and next thing I know, I'm on dat satellite."

"Dude, I went to a Flaming Lips concert, but I don't even remember...I was on a satellite."
by sarajonn November 22, 2009
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