Someone who is academic master, and is outgoing, unless it’s public speaking. Satchel will be there for you, but sometimes keeps to himself. He is fun to hang out with, and is a bit weird. He is also a very funny person. If you happen to meet a Satchel, make sure to to befriend him. He will be a very good friend of yours.
by AshKitKat1109 November 22, 2019
Get the Satchelmug. 1. A term used to describe the ball sack of a male
2. Also can be used in place of the word douchebag, or can be used to describe any other person you hate for whatever reason. More commonly used to describe plurally and not singularly. The effect of the word is signifigantly weakend when used to describe a person.
2. Also can be used in place of the word douchebag, or can be used to describe any other person you hate for whatever reason. More commonly used to describe plurally and not singularly. The effect of the word is signifigantly weakend when used to describe a person.
Dan: Dude look at that kid he pulled his pants down
Ben: (Sees ball sack) NO MORE SATCHEL!
or
Dan: Look at that guy with all the tatoos, hes eying up that little asian girl. What a fucking creep.
Mike: Yeah dude, we gotta get outta here. This place is full of satchel.
Ben: (Sees ball sack) NO MORE SATCHEL!
or
Dan: Look at that guy with all the tatoos, hes eying up that little asian girl. What a fucking creep.
Mike: Yeah dude, we gotta get outta here. This place is full of satchel.
by Fudgepacking Spacedocker June 26, 2009
Get the Satchelmug. 
Get the Satchelmug. A baby back bitch who wants do be dominated by girls with dick, wants to suck toes and be stepped on. Likes tsunderes and will be a good bottom, is kinda slow but will get it eventually.(weakness is cock and ball torture)
by Bored biscuit February 17, 2019
Get the Satchelmug. Kyle: hey Salim did u get that satchel kill last night
Salim: yea I slammed that bird with the satchel on where my money at
Salim: yea I slammed that bird with the satchel on where my money at
by JackRosa June 04, 2020
Get the satchel killmug. An Extremely Large Scrotum with Extremely Small Testicles. The "Tiny Burden" only Asian Men Suffer from. Also a Very Good Nickname.
Liang-Po: We Have Brains, Good Parents, Skills in Video Games, and Very Popular. What Don't we Have?
Jamal: Balls Po, You Don't Have Balls. You Have a Huge Scrotum and Tiny balls. You Know What, I'm Going to Start Calling you Seed Satchel.
Jamal: Balls Po, You Don't Have Balls. You Have a Huge Scrotum and Tiny balls. You Know What, I'm Going to Start Calling you Seed Satchel.
by .Woody. October 27, 2007
Get the Seed Satchelmug.