satanism 

1. To actually worship the devil. There is Luciferianism, but for the most part this is just a lie created by the church to strengthen people's faith in god. See bullshit.

2. Created by Anton Szandor LaVey, this is a religion that is basically Ayn Rand's and Friedrich Nietzsche's philosophy set to rules and satanic imagery.

3. Setian Satanism, worshiping the Egyptian god of the desert, storms, and chaos, Set (Pronounced Seth)

Satanism is a bunch of attention-grabbing bullshit, any kind.

satanism by Metal6head January 14, 2008

satanism 

a "religion" that is a compendium of moral subjectivism, watered down Nietzche, and De Sade as well as some anti christian and Pagan ideas. It is also associated with darkness and violence. It is generally practised by angry immature pizza faced teens who are insecure and immature...
This is also the sort of thing that is a scapegoat for Columbined High Style School Shootings... By the way, due to the very dark and violent nature of this, it gets the practicioners a royal fucking up from the football and wrestling teams. The victims of said fucking up tend to chant the name of their dark lord while they're getting fucked up by the football and wrestling teams, is if that will help: The belief and advertisement of it is what starts the shit to begin with...

Uh, Oh!! The computer geeks and goths who do satanism better watch out! The football and wrestling teams are looking to fuck up somebody for squicking out them and the other "norms"!

satanism by J. Michael Reiter November 1, 2004

satanism 

What the government indoctrinates you into practicing whether you realise it or not.

Selfish,self-worship,hedonism? (a.k.a. consumerism)

You have been institutionally indoctrinated.

satanism by INSTITUTIONALIZED March 13, 2005

Satanism 

Apparently they come in several varieties but here are two such varieties:

Narcissistic,self-worshiping,atheistic,social darwinists who embrace hedonism and espouse anti-Christian ideals but deny the existence of any god or gods and even deny the existence of their namesake Satan.

Then there are some Satanists who do admit that god exists but they openly serve Satan instead whom they admit exists.

Get a life you fuckin losers.

Satanism by Satan is a bastard.He's the shit on Hitler's testicles.Fuck OFF! February 27, 2005

satanism 

LaVeyan Satanism = goth Atheism

It's adherents play Halloween 365 days a year!

Like normal atheists they are an anti-Christian hate group.

Setian Satanists = admit to worshiping Satan and make no bones about it.

In short they're all a bunch of fuckin sick,twisted ass freaks!

satanism by y'all are fucked up February 27, 2005

satanism 

see poopatology and catholocism

satanism is teh gayness

satanism by nazis,fascists,and commies July 12, 2006

Satanism 

Satanism is ideological bullshit. There are two types of Satanism which are both equally bullshit:

Atheistic Satanism: Comprised of edgy atheists who ignorantly think their inherently selfish ideology is superior to all other ideologies. This form of Satanism teaches that one should worship themselves and give in to all carnal pleasures. LaVeyan Satanism is this type of Satanism which also teaches its adherents to believe in superstitious magic in the seventh rule of of its "11 Satanic Rules" that they teach.

The eighth rule declares that they shouldn't complain or cry over things "they needn't subject themselves to" like definitions such as this one. Yet like hypocrites, these atheist Satanists are constantly found on social media crying about Christianity which has no impact on their life and does more beneficial things for humanity than their ideology which in the 1st rule tells them not to preach their foolish opinions (like they do everywhere) "unless asked" and in the 11th, tells them to "destroy" anyone who bothers them.

All atheistic Satanists will also get triggered over people claiming they worship Satan despite the name of their cult originating from exactly that. Worship of the devil. Atheistic Satan Churches function similar to Scientology in that regular donations are required to ascend with ex-members being subjected to harassment and witch hunts by current members as LaVey's own daughter testified to when she left the Church of Satan.

The second form of Satanism is Theistic Satanism like The Order of Nine Angels which does worship the devil, operates in secrecy and allegedly practice human sacrifices by their own claims. The one thing it has in common with atheistic Satanism is that it also teaches one to give into their addictions and carnal lusts.

All forms of Satanism are bullshit and are mere cults. Atheistic Satanism is just an extension of atheist stupidity and rebellion against religion while Theistic Satanism is comprised of those who genuinely worship and believe in the Devil.

Satanism by Teacher of Truth August 5, 2018