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A type of marijuana plant that usually presents the best end results. Sativa plants are the females. They are identified by their longer thiner more pointy leaves. The sativa or "female" is the plant that will usually produce the best bud. It is seedless and exceptional.
Or garden produced an offspring of three sativas which are the three fully matured plants you now and will soon be smoking. Prepare to be stoned.
Sativa by Sin Master 666 March 22, 2007

Cannabis Sativa

The most common weed found. This weed originated from South America (i'm pretty sure) and is a more stoned/blazed high, where-as the Indica high is more mellow but equally as good.
Cannabis Sativa by Root January 8, 2003

Sativablowing 

Perfection. A masterpiece. Breathtaking. Extraordinary. Astounding. Marvelous. Cant be compared. Cant be denied. Truly a work of art.
Sativablowing is my favorite account. Truly is the face of stan twitter.
Sativablowing by anonymous November 12, 2020
If you meet a girl who is named Sativa, don't piss her off. She will rip your throat out with her bare hands and laugh while doing it. She is a conniving little bitch with daddy issues. She will lie to you and pretend she doesn't care. On the other hand if she truly loves you she will push you away so you don't hurt her, but really all she wants is to be around you 24/7. Sativa has very bad grades and a habit of not going to school/work. She is very smart and gifted and others vie for her attention like no other, especially men. She pretends to be confident in large crowds but can't stand looking at herself in the mirror. She often has an overprotective or overbearing parents or parent. She won't take no for an answer and has a certain disregard to the rules. She is not the picture of perfection but if she wants to be she could change lives.
Hey Sativa wanna come to my party tonight?
sativa by Hey42069 November 3, 2021

Sativa Stoltz 

tries to frame her friends as child traffickers and even made a post to frame them.
fake 🀝
ruins everyones relationships

broke her own bestfriends door w a butter knife and framed it on her friends mom
accuses people of rape.

makes fun of people for being raped when she goes around saying she’s been raped by like 10 ppl
blackmailed someone with false rape claims

VERY problematic

physically abusive

hits her damn mom
says the n word even tho she is white as fucking toothpaste

etc.
Sativa Stoltz πŸ– just like animals animals animalsmalsssss
a slang word meaning "marijuana that will give a more uplifting, stimulating buzz" as in "marijuana makes me high"
You came through with that Sativa
sativa by His.wifey December 20, 2022