capitalistocracy

Any form of government that is controlled by high level bankers and or corporate conglomerates. Either known or unknown by the general public!

The state of the US government today!!!!!

i.e. We do not live in a democracy, we live in a capitalistocracy!

by Sean Hathaway June 15, 2007

Capitalist

Someone who does not understand how capitals are used in the English language, and as such, capitalizes every word in a sentence.

Jboyy: What Do You Mean I'm A Capitalist? I Live In Europe. We Are A Socialist Country. Duh

by spenar.hedra2 June 11, 2009

cuntfaced capitalist

A capitalist; usually with the face of a cunt.

Nike's CEO is, in all probability, a cuntfaced capitalist.

by doctor doom December 2, 2003

fair weather capitalists

Those bunch of socialist and communist types who are OK with CEO's receiving multi-million-dollar severance packages plus bonuses when times are good, but who whine, complain and carry on and on when tha same things go on during bad times.

We are being inudated with fair weather capitalists in a snit over this AIG bonuses affair!

by Milt Alwin April 10, 2009

Venture Capitalist

Venture Capitalist (n): Big fucking assholes. AVOID THESE PEOPLE.

Today I was reamed by a Venture Capitalist. I should have known better.

by rocketman1000 July 15, 2009

capitalist-roader

A devious individual that infiltrates a socialist or communist republic to de-rail the glorious choo-choo train of communism onto a capitalist road.

that mazdak is a capitalist-roader and has rice's tongue up his butt.

by Mr. Yi January 2, 2006

capitalist

One who believes in or practices capitalism.

Believes he/she should make as much money as inhumanly possible by any means necessary--or unnecessary. Commonly followed by "pig".

Capitalists are not sympathetic to the poor because they believe that because THEY became rich, anyone can. They believe that poor people are just lazy.

That capitalist pig!

by The Drafted's guitar player October 9, 2005