A sapiosexual dude is equally happy with his face either buried in a book or between a librarian's legs.
by bigmidas June 14, 2019
Get the sapiosexualmug. The official sexuality of 'Chivalrous Gentlemen' (see neckbeard and nice guy syndrome), meaning an attraction to individuals (almost always of the opposite sex, and almost always conventionally attractive) with high intelligence (prime signifiers are interests in: Doctor Who, MLP, fedoras, and Japanese entertainment, etc. and rarely practical measures such as IQ, college education, or independence). Sapiosexuals take unhealthy interest in sexualizing children's cartoons, stalking women, and MRA Activism. Due to their luck, or lack thereof, in courting, they frequently blame society for sexual inactivity.
Sapiosexual Subject: Your boyfriend is a total jerk-off
Desirable Subject: Who are you?
Sapiosexual Subject: He only likes you for your looks
Desirable Subject: We have a deep emotional connection to each other!
Sapiosexual Subject: He clearly doesn't understand you, he bought you a Star Wars mug even though you wear a Star Trek shirt all the time!
Desirable Subject: What are you trying to prove here, I'm already happy with my current relationship
Sapiosexual Subject: Friendzoned Again™
Desirable Subject: You wish we were friends, I barely know you!
Desirable Subject: Who are you?
Sapiosexual Subject: He only likes you for your looks
Desirable Subject: We have a deep emotional connection to each other!
Sapiosexual Subject: He clearly doesn't understand you, he bought you a Star Wars mug even though you wear a Star Trek shirt all the time!
Desirable Subject: What are you trying to prove here, I'm already happy with my current relationship
Sapiosexual Subject: Friendzoned Again™
Desirable Subject: You wish we were friends, I barely know you!
by CaptainZappy October 3, 2016
Get the sapiosexualmug. by notsapiosexual October 29, 2015
Get the sapiosexualmug. A trait usually found in whores. They MAY only love or date smart guys, but that doesn't mean they won't also fuck around with other guys to get what all women want: a dominant, bad boy who may or may not have a sizable penis and who definitely must know how to use it (among other appendages). Basically, if you are trying to get with a girl who identifies as a sapiosexual, be careful. Sapiosexual does not mean the same thing as monogamous.
Mary told me she was a sapiosexual, so I took it as meaning she wasn't a whore. I was wrong when I found her impaled on a big black dick one night. Guess I'll smarten up from now on.
by OLPZach July 18, 2014
Get the sapiosexualmug. by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021
Get the sapiosexualmug. One who finds the content's of someone else's mind to be their most attractive attribute, above and before their physical characteristics. From the Latin root "sapien", meaning wise. The term is now becoming mainstream with dating apps such as OkCupid and Sapio giving users the ability to define their sexual orientations as "Sapiosexual."
For many, defining oneself as Sapiosexual is also a statement against the current status quo of hookup culture and superficiality, where looks are prized above all else.
For many, defining oneself as Sapiosexual is also a statement against the current status quo of hookup culture and superficiality, where looks are prized above all else.
"Give me a deep conversation or a passionate debate over brainless beauty any day. Someone who makes me reconsider my long-held beliefs and challenges my mind is a person I can easily fall for. There is no doubt that I'm a sapiosexual."
by Kt forever August 24, 2016
Get the Sapiosexualmug. by GOD517 June 7, 2018
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