Sangria Wine

When a female pleasures herself by putting a fruit inside her vagina while on her period.

-"What's the weirdest way you've masturbated yourself?"
-"I once did the Sangria Wine."
-"Yeah, that's pretty weird..."

by ptfxix October 8, 2018

Kandice Sangria

How to make Kandice Sangria:

Mix half part red wine and half part orange soda together in a glass. Add ice for embellishment. Stir and serve.

Generations old recipe.

Guest: "This sangria is the best I've ever tasted! How'd you make it?"
Me: "It's Kandice sangria."
Guest: "Got it. Orange soda."

by worddefiner342342345 June 16, 2013

Sanginatus

The figurative state of having "sand" in one's vagina.

A person who acts bothered or extremely fussy is said to have a case of sanginatus.

John does not want to have another drink, he has "sand in his vagina" or a chronic case of sanginatus.

by H1B Productions February 8, 2010

Sangria

Refers to a gay man who has had too much to drink.

Based on the Spanish wine-drink Sangria. When you finish drinking a glass of Sangria, all that's left is fruit that has been soaked in booze.

Rachel:
Look at that guy over there trying to dance to Lady Gaga. He can hardly even stand up!

Patrick:
Someone should cut that Sangria off.

by GhettoPenguin April 8, 2010

sangria fresca

A gum flavor by orbit that will rock your face.

taste like passionfruit.

Its a gum by orbit. called sangria fresca.

by kimbrookem August 19, 2008

Dirty Sangria

A swipe across the upper lip with a finger coated with a brownish red, foul smelling type of liquid coming from a woman's vagina! Preferably a blood clot.

My Friend and I decided we needed a come back for the dirty sanchez. And since we know that vaginal blood (with the occassional blood cot) probably does not taste all that good nor smells that fantastic...how about swiping that across someone's upper lip! Since Red Sangria's come with clumps of fruit...thought a clumpy blood clot across a man's face would be rather funny (hince the term DIRTY SANGRIA).

by The Brown Wind April 28, 2011

basil strawberry sangria

This is basically the most potent jungle juice on the planet. It's only found in affluent households celebrating a birthday or some other annual occasion. Once per year is about the body can withstand.

It's made by filling one of those fancy plastic beverage dispensers with whatever high alcohol content booze they have in the liquor cabinet. Probably vodka, champagne and clear liquors. It's never diluted with anything without alcohol. There will likely be strawberries and other fruit cut up into it, and maybe some frozen fruit or concentrate to chill it. The host typically will leave a 2 liter of Sprite nearby to satisfy the homeowner's insurance, but it's frowned upon to dilute it.

The presence of a warning sign of some sort is obligatory.

This drink will make girls kiss each other, and participate in all sorts of general mayhem. Drink accordingly...

Susan had the best basil strawberry Sangria at her birthday party last night. Did you see how much Wanda drank?

by SueEmAll July 1, 2018