Landshark

A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.

John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy

by Mr. Blue September 1, 2004

Landsharking

The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.

Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?

Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.

Jane: What a toerag!

by neil thomas April 21, 2007

Colombian Sandsmacker

During a time of sexual intercourse, the male takes the time to pack the female's vagina full of fecal matter (excrement may be collected from either party) and then continues to insert his penis in the now shit-filled pussy.

Bob: Hey Baby lets do a Colombian Sandsmacker
Jill: What's that?
Bob: I'm 'gunna shit in your vagina and fuck it.

by Dr Sazerac September 4, 2010

sand shark

its when black girls just date white guys.

those girls are just sand sharks only for the white guys.

by the man 789 February 16, 2009

samjshark

never caps, never wears caps, gives no caps, may or may not have a crush. also has a friend named eclipse who likes glizzy's.

samjshark is good gamer

by samjshark October 12, 2020

Landshark

A man that cruises bars and looks for innocent women to use for his amusement while he drinks Landshark beer.

" Watch out for that man he is just cruising for women, he is a landshark."

by babyloveU2 July 3, 2009

Handshark

a detailed hand construction for pleasuring a butthole, clit, and g-spot. The hand resembles a shark by crossing and overlapping different digits for maximum pleasure. Most innovative of fingerbanging techniques.

Jenna was given a handshark she demanded it.

by elliot montero February 17, 2008