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sandbar

I just had to scrub my brother's nasty ass sandbar off the toilet!
by Lamosa! November 8, 2007
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sandbar

The act of becoming exuberantly inebriated with a sibling of the same sex and proceding to engender in one sided anal innercourse.
"(to) sandbar"

Sam: Hey mike, did mom cook dinner yet?
Mike: Im not talking to you.
Sam: Why?
Mike: Because you sandbared me lastnight and you know it.

Ace: Hey dads cooking steaks tonight!
Gary: Your right. We better get a good sandbaring in before he gets home!

Teacher:Joe your grades have been sub par, youve been 0 habitually absent, and youve had trouble sitting in class.
Whats going on with you?
Joe:My brother....... He......
Teacher: (gasp) He didnt...... sandbar you..... Did he?
Joe: Yes, every weekend.

William: To sandbar, or not to sandbar? That is the question.
Steve: Well i hope my rusty sherifs badge winking at you answers your question. Now grab that turkey baster full of jack and fill up my darkstar.

Paramedic: This guys O2 levels are low. Im going to administer lactated ringer's to bring his liquids up.
Paramedic 2: This kid has a load of cum in his ass. He doesnt need any more liquids.

Paramedic: He was probably getting sandbared all night. Alright johnny, your going to feel a little prick, but it wont be as bad as the first one.
by Why not the russian bear? November 7, 2011
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Sandbush

While playing beach volleyball, when a player dives to make a play and gets sand all down the front of their shorts.
"Oh man, I got wicked Sandbush on that last diving play"
by Lachtronic February 27, 2009
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Sandpurse

The dry, arid wasteland known as post-menopausal vagina.
Guy 1: I would never touch your mom's sandpurse.

Guy 2: Really? I already have.

Guy 1: That's nasty.
by Leroy Shagnasty March 20, 2010
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sandbir

Sandbir is the epitome of discipline and hard work. Sandbir is very friendly and fun loving. Sandbir is a good team player. Sandbir is very popular with girls.
If you want to succeed in life then be a Sandbir.
by Indian dude November 24, 2021
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Linn Sandberg

Linn Sandberg is the sweetest girl you've ever met. She carefully chooses who she wants to be with. She doesn't like typical 'Karens' and 'pick me' isn't a thing for her. She is the opposite of that.
You are so nice and sweet, just like Linn Sandberg
by alexagnes March 14, 2022
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colonel sandurz

The nerdy-looking colonel that is always by the side of Lord Helmet.
1) Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
2) Ludicrous Speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
3) Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!
by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005
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