by Will Shire December 3, 2007
Get the San Antonio cascarone mug.Damn esé, I need you to scoop me up. I went into Taco Jalisco for 10 minutes and my impala got a San Antonio Pit Stop.
by Big money crayon March 14, 2019
Get the San Antonio Pit Stop mug.The act of pressing your butt cheeks on someone's face muffling the sound of your fart with thier face after eating a large Tex-Mex dinner.
She was lucky I held the peppers because their was some con carne smeared on that chicks face after giving her a San Antonio Muffle-lada.
by Jason DeReese February 4, 2009
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After Jimmy Dean lost his load in Betty Crocker, Betty gave Jimmy the San Antonio Steam Slug acoss his chest!
by Supersexymanbeastasaurusrex September 16, 2014
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by CPR1 April 13, 2008
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I was hittin it from the back. She asked me to blow it on her back so I spit on that shit she rolled over and got a faceful of man juice. Another victim of the san antonio spitter
by G bonger October 9, 2008
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