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San Antonio Pit Stop 

When your car is left on cinderblocks after having the tires stolen in broad day light.
Damn esé, I need you to scoop me up. I went into Taco Jalisco for 10 minutes and my impala got a San Antonio Pit Stop.

san antonio muffle-lada 

The act of pressing your butt cheeks on someone's face muffling the sound of your fart with thier face after eating a large Tex-Mex dinner.
She was lucky I held the peppers because their was some con carne smeared on that chicks face after giving her a San Antonio Muffle-lada.

San Antonio Steam Slug 

After you bust your load in your lady friend she squats down on your chest then leaves a happy sauce snail trail.
After Jimmy Dean lost his load in Betty Crocker, Betty gave Jimmy the San Antonio Steam Slug acoss his chest!

San Antonio Slap 

After having vaginal intercourse, removing the ejaculate filled condom and slapping her in the face with the condom.
Man I gave her a San Antonio slap right in the eye after I tore her up.
San Antonio Slap by CPR1 April 13, 2008

San Antonio Spitter 

While in the act of doggy style. You spit on the recipients back as a decoy for blowing your load. The recipent then turns over and takes the load in the face.
I was hittin it from the back. She asked me to blow it on her back so I spit on that shit she rolled over and got a faceful of man juice. Another victim of the san antonio spitter
San Antonio Spitter by G bonger October 9, 2008

San Antonio Spurs

San Antonio Spurs by spursfan December 11, 2004