Salem Witch Trials

A bunch of bullshit trials back in 1692. A bunch of women and men were hanged because of a bunch of little girls trying to get attention. The evidence that was taken was the girls' word that other people's "specters" or spirits, that no one else could see had attacked them. Their religion made them dumbasses and caused them to judge unreasonably and murder innocent people with no evidence whatsoever.

The salem witch trials were a load of shit and caused many innocent people to die.

by sphincterboyyo October 29, 2009

salem oregon

A place of many wonders. It is full of various drugs and addictive things.

Salem Oregon has meth

by Godfool181 October 27, 2017

garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

Salden

Salden is a fucking viking.
Salden is a boss.
Salden's nipples are harder than diamonds.

Guy 1: Hey guys, I ran into Salden the other day. He's pretty cool ain't he?
Guy 2: JSDGIOSNDGNSDNLREN
Guy 3: Johnmaddenjohnmadden
Guy 4: Aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou
Guy 1: OMFG GUIZE SHUDDAFUKUP IM TALKING ABOUT SALDEN

by Viking Nipples October 18, 2012

Saleha

Saleha is an amazing friend and a very cute person. They will always be here for you and when you need help. They will always be there. Saleha is a cute and attractive person who doesn’t like to be annoyed. Saleha is also a very lovely person to be around.

You/me: Saleha, you are so nice
Saleha: ‘laughs cutely’ right?

by Borak Ozcivit June 3, 2021

Salena

Very beautiful. Petite. Hispanic, mexican orientation. Athletic. Big smile. Brown eyes and thick dark hair. Often complimented on looks. Stands out most in crowd of people. Loyal and honest friend. Often blunt but smiles at the same time. Not confrontational but if your dishonest or disloyal she will simply and easily disregard you and you will no longer be priority. Most people are afraid to be rude or be confrontational with her. She is very intelligent. Analytical and logical about most controversial topics. Animals and kids love her. Loves to laugh, be silly and dance. Very outgoing and likes to meet new people, experience new places and things. Very ambitious and usually have plan for everything. Likes to think about things in advance and be ahead on deadlines. Often keep to their selves about personal experiences and conflicts but confide in people she trusts the most; which are rare. Takes sweet time getting ready to do anything! Often thinks very highly of themselves but hardly ever boasts. Very confident. Some may think she is cocky or cold but once you get to know her she is most humble, down to earth girl you meet. Cares alot for family and is very family oriented. If you ever meet a Salena, never let her go outta sight! :)

' Salenas'

by pocahantos July 13, 2012

salema

A nice and independent person. She's very confident and beautiful but unique in her own way. She has a good side and a naughty side but never does things without thinking through it first.

She is such a salema

by saffire123 January 7, 2014