Saiki

A pink haired esper that is so cool and OP that I'm pretty sure he could leave Saitama in the dust, however he would inevitably have to remove one of his 'control devices' , the one on the left side of his head to unlock his full powers, which he wears to keep his dangerous psychic abilities in check. However, even without his full powers, he is ridiculously powerful, with an arsenal full of every possible ability: pyrokinesis; telekinesis; teleportation; clairvoyance; telepathy etc(he can also turn people to stone if looking at them with his beautiful purple eyes, which is why he wears his green glasses). However, he is quite humble and rather than seeing himself as above others in a world full of normal people, with the extremely rare small supernatural ability in some, sees his powers as somewhat of a nuisance for their shortcomings, even wishing them gone. (Although, between you and me the guy would be lost without them, as he gets anxious without being able to read people's thoughts, being able to do so since birth. While he is purposefully listless in class and makes a point of not standing out, or wanting to stand out, instead admiring the norm, yet even so extraordinary and extremely characteristic people seem to be inevitably drawn to him, and his hilarious interactions with his friends are the main body of the anime Saiki K or The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

He is also cute af and it's impossible not to love the non-energetic coffee-jello loving child.

Person A: OMG is that Saiki? Really? That's really Saiki? Seriously?!
Person B: No way! He's normally so boring and looks half dead inside, I kind of feel sorry for him for having such weird friends. He looks so happy eating that coffee jello!
Person A: Oh wait, he noticed us! NO! He's putting it down! But that was so cute his expression he looked so happy and innocent... Wait maybe we should go over and talk to him he was so cute a second ago...
Person B: Oh wait there goes that weirdo Nendou, let's not

by Toilet Shitter April 18, 2020

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beautiful

saiki is beautiful and i want to feed him coffee jelly

by yamacoochieswhore October 11, 2020

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Saika

When you first meet a Saika, she won’t talk much but once you get to know her she can be the funniest person alive. She can make you laugh so much that you won’t be able to stop laughing. She’s funny, smart, quiet, sarcastic (in a good way), and seems to have an answer for everything. If your not friends with Saika then your definitely missing out. :)

“Saikas so funny she always makes me laugh!”

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hey sailor

Hey Sailor is a gay catcall indicating the caller is prowling for quick gay street sex.

Boys, just wear assless chaps down Castro Street yelling "HEY SAILOR" and the hunks will come to you!

by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

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Sailor Jerry Fucked

What happens when you drink Sailor Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor Jerry Fucked.

1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.

That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.

by Ect813 March 10, 2011

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