Stemming from a Rule 34 image featuring Alvin and the Chipmunks receiving head from their respective Chippette, a Simonist refers to one who believes that Simon is the Chipmunk Receiving the Best Head. Unfortunately, this is incorrect as Simon is not Receiving the Best Head, and therefore the term has become synonymous with “retard”.
Simonist: “I believe that Simon is receiving the best head.”
Theodorian and Alvinist: “Oh no, here we go... the Simonist is at it again...”
Simonist: “Please don’t call me that...”
Because even the Simonist knows that it is shameful to be a Simonist.
Theodorian and Alvinist: “Oh no, here we go... the Simonist is at it again...”
Simonist: “Please don’t call me that...”
Because even the Simonist knows that it is shameful to be a Simonist.
by Microwave.io September 19, 2019
Get the Simonist mug.Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.
Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.
by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009
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Me: so your a signist? That is technically discrimination. Judging someone for something they can’t control
Me: so your a signist? That is technically discrimination. Judging someone for something they can’t control
by aminoboi18 May 31, 2021
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RULES OF BEING SAIYANIST:
.Have honor in what you do.
.Take your Pride as your breath
.When you find someone better than you in anything, SURPASS HIM...
.workhard to reach your goal and Harder once you acheive it
.Spend time with family, even though you are a tough guy
.Never be an errands boy!
RULES OF BEING SAIYANIST:
.Have honor in what you do.
.Take your Pride as your breath
.When you find someone better than you in anything, SURPASS HIM...
.workhard to reach your goal and Harder once you acheive it
.Spend time with family, even though you are a tough guy
.Never be an errands boy!
by wolf.with.rage April 7, 2023
Get the saiyanist mug.A Saphonist is someone who practices Saphonism. The belief that bridging gaps between people should be a priority. Each person is free and happy.
The belief of Saphonism is based on a text written by J M Annison, “The Saphont”.
The belief of Saphonism is based on a text written by J M Annison, “The Saphont”.
John is a practicing Saphonist.
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