Sabre

Fictional company in the universe of famous TV Show, The Office. The company manufactured and sold cheap printers. Founder of Sabre was Jolene "Jo" Bennett, survivor of breast cancer, close personal friend of Nancy Pelosi and slept with 3 of the same men as Truman Capote. In season 6 of The Office, Sabre bought Dunder Mifflin. Jo Bennett was succeeded by Robert California. Robert almost ran the company into the ground until David Wallace bought Dunder Mifflin from Sabre.

Hey thats Jo Bennett, founder of Sabre.

by Knew too much help October 10, 2020

Sabre

Big ass Male Bitch that acts like a Princess.

Mostly a Boomer which doesn't even owns a Mop.

Wants to start a fight with everyone, but never shows up.

Always suspicious.

Other People: “Omg Sabre is such a Sabrina”

by Тарталья November 21, 2021

Sabre

A big hunky man who on has big pecks and booty

Cool guy: many he is such a sabre

by BigBootyRick69 May 31, 2022

Sabre

She is a strong girl who always tries and never gives up no matter what. Even if she goes through a hard time in her life, she’ll always be proud of herself and she’ll look at the pros that belong to her instead of any cons that may occur.

Wow! That girl from the Norris nuts looks so pretty and she’s so brave! She MUST be a Sabre.

by lcvingbea August 6, 2022

Sabre Toothless Tiger

n. An old woman... (and I mean OLD) that still hunts in bars/clubs and preys on much younger men for sexual favors. A Sabre toothless tiger out-ages a cougar by at least 10-20years and may or may not have all of her real teeth.

DudeA: "Damn! Rebecca's Cougar-ass mom keeps hittin' on me and rubbing my thigh"

DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"

DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"

by DudeA September 25, 2009

Sabre Tooth

This is a Woman well past her prime of being a Puma or even a Cougar. They lurk just before dusk in huge groups drinking Cosmopolitan after Cosmopolitan. They are looking for any form of action and are no stranger to the chase. They typically wear gray and white fur coats, have way to much gold jewelry, and wear more make up than Bozo the clown. If one of them approaches you quickly point her in the direction of the nearest early bird dinner and run for your life. These are the worst of bar patrons as they have nothing to lose and have heard it all.

OMG look at that dude he's getting mauled by that Sabre tooth

by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006

Sabre Tooth

A Sabre Tooth is a cougar past her prime but still hunting for that younger man. Cougar is 35-49 years old while a Sabre Tooth is 50+. She is more likely to have multiple houses (from previous marriges), to buy you drinks, and driving a vet.

I was in Vegas last week and a Sabre Tooth pounced on my crotch.

by DeathByMullet May 19, 2009